(Source: pleatedjeans)

guys I did a thing

kittje:

LOOK AT THIS ADORABLE LIL FRIEND (source video)

tagged: #The Hobbit #Kili

Doing a makeup test for Kili

I need someone to cosplay Arwen, I want to cosplay Aragorn so badly but only if I have an Arwen

This just in, massive elephants take over Rohan, more on this story at dawn.

I REALLY FUCKIN HATE THIS GUY

And now Frodo has rabies from a spider

How suiting, Minas Tirith is to get ransacked by trolls first, Boromir would have informed everyone that they have a troll XDD

(Source: sad-sorry)

themouseabides:

Knowledge is knowing that Frankenstein is not the monster.

Wisdom is knowing that Frankenstein is the monster.

strangeremains:

Skull, found in France, with a knife still embedded it it.  The skull belonged to a Roman solider who died during the Gallic Wars, ca. 52BC. It was on display at the Museo Rocsen in Argentina.  

(Source: derwiduhudar)

[9:01:34 PM] Watermelon Bomb: THEY WILL ANSWER TO THE KING OF GONDOR -DRAMATICALLY WHIPS OUT SWORD-
[9:01:45 PM] Watermelon Bomb: -drops it-
[9:01:53 PM] Watermelon Bomb: WELL GUESS YOURE NOT KING
[9:01:55 PM] Watermelon Bomb: GOOD DAY

GOD I FORGOT HOW SAD THE THIRD MOVIE REALLY IS
[7:58:09 PM] Watermelon Bomb: UGH
[7:58:18 PM] Ai: SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[7:58:33 PM] Watermelon Bomb: im not even 15 minutes in the movie and im crying
[7:58:44 PM] Watermelon Bomb: cause now Arwen is seeing the glimpse of the future
[7:58:51 PM] Watermelon Bomb: running back to Rivendale
[7:59:22 PM] Watermelon Bomb: gettin mad at daddy for lying
[7:59:29 PM] Watermelon Bomb: i would make a great commentator
[8:02:20 PM] Watermelon Bomb: i love how no one other than the hobbits seem to sleep in anty of the movies excluding a few men here and there
[8:03:52 PM] Ai: hobbits dont need sleep
[8:03:54 PM] Ai: only eat
[8:04:00 PM] Watermelon Bomb: apparently
[8:04:09 PM] Watermelon Bomb: i hate this king
[8:04:13 PM] Watermelon Bomb: with a burning passion
[8:04:32 PM] Ai: fuck that guy
[8:04:45 PM] Watermelon Bomb: Boromir’s dad is a fucking ass
[8:05:01 PM] Ai: UGH IM THINKING ABOUT
[8:06:04 PM] Watermelon Bomb: PIPIN YOU FUCKIN FOOL OF A TOOK
[8:06:10 PM] Watermelon Bomb: HE TOLD YOU NOT TO TALK
[8:06:18 PM] Watermelon Bomb: what are you thinkin about deary?
[8:06:52 PM] Ai: FUCKING THAT GUY TRYING TO SET HIS KID ON FIRE I JUST
[8:06:54 PM] Ai: LIKE GOODBYE
[8:07:04 PM] Ai: omg pipin i hate him so much at that part
[8:07:06 PM] Watermelon Bomb: RIGHT?? UGH
[8:07:11 PM] Ai: im like DUDE SH
[8:07:12 PM] Ai: SHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[8:07:17 PM] Ai: STOP MAKING NOISES
[8:07:26 PM] Watermelon Bomb: SHUT YOUR TRAP
[8:07:39 PM] Watermelon Bomb: YOU JUST OFFERED YOUR SERVICES TO AN ASSHOLE
[8:07:57 PM] Watermelon Bomb: YOU’LL BE LUCKY TO LIVE ANOTHER 5 MINUTES
[8:10:52 PM] Watermelon Bomb: I was told i could cosplay Gimli or Sam, but im too taaaaaaaaaaaaaall
[8:12:17 PM] Watermelon Bomb: Gandalf, stop getting high you old fucker
[8:12:40 PM] Ai: heh
[8:13:07 PM] Watermelon Bomb: at least Pipin knows how to help you when youre choking on your smoke
[8:16:22 PM] Ai: yeah very true
[8:16:42 PM] Watermelon Bomb: look we found the secret stair into mordor, only a year’s travel up and then you’ll be halfway up! ^^
[8:17:00 PM] Watermelon Bomb: GOOD JOB FRODO
[8:17:03 PM] Watermelon Bomb: RUIN EVERYTHING
[8:17:17 PM] Ai: SHHHHHHHHHHHH
[8:17:40 PM] Watermelon Bomb: Gandlaf is lookin like “shit man, i need to lay off the leaves” XDD
[8:17:58 PM] Ai: XD
[8:18:37 PM] Watermelon Bomb: Frodo you piece of shit, you summoned the dead army
[8:18:52 PM] Watermelon Bomb: and the Witch King
[8:18:57 PM] Watermelon Bomb: good job
[8:22:26 PM] Watermelon Bomb: knock knock Rohan
[8:22:37 PM] Watermelon Bomb: We’re here to kill you
[8:22:50 PM] Watermelon Bomb: i love how quiet they all are
[8:22:56 PM] Watermelon Bomb: its like they dont have armor on at all
[8:23:45 PM] Watermelon Bomb: Feromir is my favorite brother
[8:24:03 PM] Watermelon Bomb: Boromir was a pain in my ass
[8:25:21 PM] Watermelon Bomb: Good job Pipin, one thing you didnt fuck up!
[8:25:44 PM] Ai: welp
[8:26:01 PM] Watermelon Bomb: but almost died doing by setting yourself on fire
[8:27:39 PM] Ai: surprise
[8:29:13 PM] Watermelon Bomb: Merry is so happy to be an Esquire
[8:29:34 PM] Watermelon Bomb: and he cant even get his horse to move
[8:29:36 PM] Watermelon Bomb: so funny
[8:30:14 PM] Watermelon Bomb: so many horses
[8:31:37 PM] Watermelon Bomb: yes tell the orcs where you are falling back too
[8:31:39 PM] Watermelon Bomb: so smart
[8:31:48 PM] Watermelon Bomb: WHERE THE FUCK DID YOUR HORSES COME FROM??
[8:32:59 PM] Watermelon Bomb: so smart, ride into the open while nazguls are on their dragons over head
[8:33:12 PM] Watermelon Bomb: if you dont have a horse, just take the dead guy’s