NO FUCK NO TRICIA YOU CANT DIE DAMNIT FUCK YOU MENDEZ YOU KILLED HER
Perfectly explains why Batman needs a Robin.
This is pretty much the greatest.
Rose, before I go, I just want to tell you, you were fantastic.
And do you know what?
So was I.
Retail space beside Bob’s Burgers
i dont play assassins creed, but is this like the entire plotline or something??
iM LAUGHING SO HARD I THOUGHT THAT WAS A GIANT PICKLE
my first thought was
IT MAKES IT WORSE
I kind of like the sound of that.
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*sprays hannibal with water* bad boy
*sprays hannibal with holy water* just checking
oh my god how inappropriate. I need it.
Here I was, standing in a vampire’s kitchen with a fresh stab wound in my hand, holding a bag of human blood from his personal refrigerator…
And he’s the one who sounded scared.
Sorry my letterman’s isn’t green, but it’s the best I’ve got!
Closet cosplay of kenjiandcompany's vampire!Marco in her awesome ficlet about Marco being the worst vampire ever.
I’ve been stuck on vampire!Marco for days now, and Kenji just inspired the heck outta me.
(Also I was lisping the whole time I had the fangs in and it was hilarious.)
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